Still unsure on what the carrot's supposed to represent. Too ambiguous.


This new invention from The Bilderbergers provides men with long-overdue protection from their own weird urethras. Before Tiny Diapers For The Tip Of Your Penis, men were forced to hide pants spotting by turning on the sink's faucet and splashing their torsos wildly, just to make people at parties think, "There's no way that could all be urine."

Sources: Bilderbergers on Above Average Network