When you're angry, why count to 10 when you can go from 0-60 in the same amount of time?
Hulk out with your caulk out. (via KCTV5)
A frustrated Georgia man recently remodeled his living room using nothing but a Chevy pick-up truck and a head full of seething rage. John Paul Jones, Jr. (presumably no relation to the Led Zeppelin keyboardist) had just ended an angry phone call with his wife when, as he told police, "one thing led to another" (one of those things being his truck and the other thing being his house). A contractor by trade, Jones has already started repairing the damage caused by his hasty DIY breezeway addition, joking that he needed the work (even though it doesn't pay).
Jones won't be charged with anything, because it's totally legal to be a complete fucking idiot with your own property.KCTV5