"There, there. Superheroes aren't real, stupid." (photo via Facebook)
18-month-old Jaxson Denno does not give a crap about Robert Downey Jr.'s rugged good looks, ability to deliver a funny line, or even his dramatic comeback from a stint in prison. Jaxson wanted to meet Iron Man and instead he got stuck with this weird guy, a sentiment perfectly expressed in his what-the-hell-is-this-shit, face-in-hands expression. Objectively, this is the worst day of Jaxson Denno's life. Downey, meanwhile, seems perfectly at home with a crying kid, with a loving face that says, "Can someone deal with this thing?"