Please keep saying the same thing over and over.
If you're sick of hours of mind-numbing coverage of the Royal Labour, you'll enjoy this. Lots of reporters have been stationed outside St. Mary's Hospital in London for quite some time now, but only Simon McCoy of the BBC is accurately reporting the news that there is absolutely no real news to report. His saucy style seems better suited to a That Mitchell and Webb Look sketch than an attempt at journalism, but then again I sort of think of the UK as being one giant That Mitchell and Webb Look sketch.
Here's another clip of the same dude doing his acerbic thing:
(by Shira Rachel Danan)