Before Ryan became someone you wanted to goose, he was just a baby Gosling...

His destiny of being God fortold by the Ancients.

Two decades before Ryan Gosling became the fantasy of every woman under anesthesia, he was a 12-year-old star in silver lamé with his own Elite dance crew, "Ryan & Company."

Even in 1992, he was surrounded by women. And I'm sure they each felt deeply, deeply respected by him as they all banged it out to Cathy Dennis's "Touch me (All Night Long)."

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Big shout out to his cousin for putting those Hammer pants back under the spotlight.

See ya in 23 years.

Sources: h/t Gawker