This year, Lydia is getting a paranoia complex for Christmas. (Via Imgur)

This is a note that redditor sgtpnkks says her sister gave her children after what I hope was many attempts to get Lydia to straighten up.

Either that, or she has pretty much given up on Lydia and just wants to blame Santa when she doesn't bother to get her any presents.

Heck, that's not a bad idea even if your kids are good; not having to buy presents is a great incentive for letting your kids be terrible.

Although I'm still kinda freaked out about them giving Santa access to "the cameras in the house."

What cameras?


Someday, Lydia and her sister are going to look back on this letter and realize this was the first of many clues that their parents were actually drug dealers.