"Freaky" now means "thinking your husband is attractive" and "not being paranoid."

In a recent red carpet interview, Extra TV asked "Hollywood's sexiest couple" Jada and Will how they felt about seeing each other in sex scenes. Jada's response? She likes it — or, as Will puts it, "She's freaky like that."

That's what counts as freaky these days? What happened to dominatrixes, fire-play, or a good ol' gerbil up the butt? Jada's response just makes her sound like a normal human in a strong committed relationship: She finds her husband attractive, she gets titillated by seeing other people have sex, and she's not paranoid if she sees her man with a female coworker.

Across our 50 states, there are real freaky Americans doing real freaky work. Right at this very moment, there is probably someone in our great country dressed as the Millennium Falcon plowing someone dressed as the USS Enterprise while they both scream "Battlestar Galactica is a false prophet!" And in a basement workshop in the Midwest, some enterprising young person is doing things with a dong so innovative, it would make Steve Jobs weep. These are the true heroes of freakiness.

So today, let's all stand together and make a pledge to keep the "freak" in "freaky."

(Side note/further reading: Will's definition of freaky can be especially amusing in light of the couple's supposed sexual escapades — scroll down to #3.)

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Sources: Uproxx