Read the damn paper, Dad!
Getting a little sibling is a difficult process for a lot of kids. You have to share attention with mom and dad. You're no longer the cutest, smallest one around. And sometimes, said little sibling has a penis.
Take heart, little girl. I remember having the same reaction when I found out I was getting a baby brother. And it only took me about 22 years to come around. Plus, little sisters want to steal your shit.
(by Shira Rachel Danan)