No. Nope. No way. No thanks. Bye.
This video was posted by Jarred Smith, a 22-year-old resident of Sydney, Australia, who found the above six-foot python just hanging out in his corn flakes box. A few things:
- Hell no.
- If any snake is going to show up in a corn flakes box, it should be a corn snake. Snakes of the world, you guys are missing a huge opportunity for brand synergy here.
Chris McGreal from the New South Wales Wildlife Information, Rescue and Education Service came to remove the snake. According to an article in Australia's Independent,
'The python was over 2m long and I couldn't believe it was jammed into this small cereal box,' Mr McGreal said.
'When I got there I actually had to tear the box to get it out, that's how tightly squeezed in it was. It's likely it was hiding in there to feel secure.'
Look, snake, I get it. I've curled up in the corner of the room when I was feeling sad plenty of times. But I never did it in somebody's food. Then again, that is probably a good way to get attention. If that's what you were going for, snake, I applaud your ingenuity.