Who's the boss, again? (Via)

We know it shouldn't be a shock that there are drama queens on Facebook, but these infuriating users are are becoming a scourge, making the world's most self-absorbed medium even less tolerable with every intentionally cryptic, overwrought status update. Everyone has at least ten friends like this who constantly court concern with updates about how "you" broke my heart and now "life just isn't worth living," and they know they can get a dozen comments from their gullible, similarly theatrical friends by typing nothing more than a simple "Ugh!" The crybabies included here are just a small sampling of a growing Facebook population that must be stopped! (Sorry if we got a little over-dramatic at the end there.)


Related: 8 times your favorite TV characters were total drama queens on Facebook.

Sure, make a "Your Mom" joke to yourself. (Via)

If only you could unfollow the memory of this sick burn. (Via)

Well, which shade of green's fault WAS IT, then? (Via)

What if you really, really had to go? (Via)

Yeah, at least PM me if we're breaking up. (Via)

Now it's on your chest. (Via)

Hey...you added me. (Via)

Responding in French, because I'm the most pretentious of drama queens. (Via)

Updated 5/13/15

Okay, but you really shouldn't have a Facebook account. (VIa)

May I pretty please take an infant to Dallas while there is Ebola? (Via)


Is posting vague attention-whoring statuses your best or worst, broda? (Via)


But you seem to be just getting started. (Via)

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