5. Kim Kardashian, because Kanye is publicly begging her to stop taking him to parties.

Kim telling Kanye about the next party they're going to.
Kim telling Kanye about the next party they're going to.
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Kanye just dropped his latest track on SoundCloud, and it makes one thing very clear: his transformation from messianic rapper/god to grumpy, passive-aggressive husband/dad is complete. If you had any doubt, consider the song's title: "No More Parties in L.A."

The whole song is basically a whiny Kanye's exhausted tirade against Kim Kardashian's social life (featuring Kendrick Lamar). The lyrics include bars like:

I'm 38 years old, a 8-year-old with rich ni**a problems
Tell my wife that I hate the road so I ain't never drivin'

And don't forget the hook:

Please baby no more parties in L.A., uh
Please baby no more parties in L.A., uh
No more parties in L.A.
Please baby no more parties in L.A., uh
No more parties in L.A.
Please baby no more parties in L.A., uh

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