Another week has gone by, which has given celebrities seven more days to work hard at their crafts, enjoy their lives of luxury, and/or say a bunch of weird stuff. This week, public figures gave insight into Hollywood aliens, pretended to change their names, and demonstrated by example what not to say about Jews. Here's a round-up of the most ridiculous quotes of the week.

1. Singer Nick Jonas:

This was probably eight years ago. I was in my backyard in L.A., and I looked up at the sky and [saw] three flying saucers. I looked at my friend and said, 'Are you seeing this or am I losing my mind?' He was seeing the same thing.


Apparently Nick Jonas, the Jonas brother who won, believes in aliens. And he's seen a bunch. And it was in LA so they were probably hot aliens.


2. Actual presidential candidate Donald Trump:

This is the only election in history where it's better off if you stabbed somebody. 

Referring to competitor Ben Carson's disputed story about stabbing someone in his youth but then turning his whole life around, Trump made a shocking and not true statement. Can you believe that?