1. 'The Hunger Games' And Zac Efron's Tan, Oily Chest Both Make Big Showings At MTV Movie Awards

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The Hunger Games: Catching Fire took home the award for best film during last night's MTV Movie Awards. We think. Everything kind of went a little blurry after Rita Ora ripped the snap-away shirt from Zac Efron's perfectly tanned and shimmering torso while he was accepting the award for Best Shirtless Performance. 


2. Mike Huckabee Wishes America Was More Like North Korea, Will Likely Be Fed To Hungry Dogs On White House Lawn

Republican presidential nomination hopeful Mike Huckabee expressed his disappointment in America to a crowd of conservative activists over the weekend, stating, "My gosh, I’m beginning to think that there’s more freedom in North Korea sometimes than there is in the United States." Expect him and everyone in his family line to be carried away to labor camps within the hour.

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