1. The Ultimate Warrior Is Bodyslamming The Angels Now
Jim Hellwig—more commonly known to professional wrestling fans as the Ultimate Warrior—died suddenly last night at the age of 54. He had been inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame just this past weekend. Here is his acceptance speech:
RIP ULTIMATE WARRIOR, CAN'T STOP CRYING AND BENCH PRESSING PEOPLE AT WORK— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) April 9, 2014
2. The Heartbleed Computer Bug Threatens To Reveal Your 'Game Of Thrones' Fan Fiction For The Whole World To See
A massive security flaw, called the Heartbleed Bug, is affecting the OpenSSL cryptographic software library that many websites use to protect sensitive data, allowing "attackers to eavesdrop on communications, steal data directly from the services and users and to impersonate services and users." Or, to put it more simply, it's bad. There are some things that you can do (or get somebody smarter than you to do) to make it less bad.
Is this really twitter? Or heartbleed twitter. Am I still me? Can they get me if I shut my computer?— Miranda July (@Miranda_July) April 9, 2014
3. Beloved Character Archie Dies Heroically Attempting To Boost Comic Book Sales