1. The World Today Has 100 Percent Less Robin Williams, And It Is 1,000,000 Percent Worse For It
Terrible, terrible, terrible news. Here are other people trying to work their through this tragedy right along with you:
Losing Robin Williams makes as much sense as the idea of losing pizza or anything else thats been a staple of life as long as I can remember— Josh Fadem (@joshfadem) August 12, 2014
2. Your Dumb-Ass Theory About The End Of 'Game Of Thrones' Might Be The Correct Dumb-Ass One
It turns out that your very silly theory about how George R.R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire fantasy novel series will end might just be silly enough to be the right one. "So many readers were reading the books with so much attention that they were throwing up some theories," Martin told The Telegraph, "and while some of those theories were amusing bullshit and creative, some of the theories are right."
Because you gave away too many endings to Game Of Thrones before he was caught up #ReasonsYourCatRanAwayNeverToReturn— Mark Jordan Legan (@MJLegan) August 12, 2014
3. Legal Marijuana Ushers In Debaucherous New World Of Moderate Drug Use
Unfortunately for people who want to demonize marijuana, it would appear as though legalizing and restricting the drug in Colorado has not yet led to an End of Days scenario with the state's stoned teenagers taking to the street with pitchforks and murdering everyone in their path in their drug-addled haze. In fact, it hasn't even led to increased usage of pot among teenagers.