1. Ferguson Police Enact Brilliant Plan To Build Public Support By Harassing Media

The media learned a valuable lesson in how to cover instances of possible police abuse and corruption yesterday when Missouri police roughed up and detained reporters from two different news organizations inside a McDonalds, and targeting another news organization with tear gas while they were attempting to cover a protest outside. Since then, all the news concerning their response to the mysterious death of Michael Brown has been incredibly positive. Great PR work!

2. Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Get Head Start On Ruining Their Daughter — One-Year-Old North Poses In First Fashion Shoot

Despite clearly needing to lose a few pounds of baby fat, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's 13-month-old daughter North was photographed for her very first fashion shoot with a Chanel brooch and purse.