1. Kim Jong-Un Supposedly Drunk Executing People Like The Irrepressible Young Playboy Dictator He Is
Despite recent well-meaning claims by former NBA star Dennis Rodman that "It's all love" in North Korea these days, it would appear that there is also some drunk executing mixed in there, too. A source claims that the country's Supreme Leader leader "was very drunk" when he sentenced two of his uncle Jang Song-thaek's aides to death for supposedly questioning one of his presumably quite rational orders. We've literally never heard a single account of Kim behaving poorly, so it seems safe to assume that these two bozos had it coming.
A funny goof that Kim Jong Un could pull on Dennis Rodman when he visits North Korea would be to execute him and enslave his family.— Krister Johnson (@KristerJohnson) December 23, 2013
2. Wife Loads Her Computer With Child Porn In Attempt To Frame Her Husband, Forgets That That Still Counts As Loading Your Computer With Child Porn
A Pennsylvania woman who tried to get her estranged husband arrested on child pornography charges after craftily downloading illegal and explicit material to their computer was herself arrested for that very crime, after police determined the photos were added to the computer's hard drive two weeks after the husband had moved out of the house. Apparently, you're not even allowed to download that stuff for reasons of petty revenge. Who knew?!