1. Clay Aiken Hoping To Put His Non-Offensive Unremarkable Talents To Good Use In U.S. Congress
Clay Aiken is apparently hoping that the same bad decision making skills that the country employed to skyrocket him to success and fame on American Idol will put him in the U.S. House of Representatives. The pop singer announced that he's planning to run for North Carolina's 2nd congressional seat.
One day, Clay Aiken will be President, Justin Bieber will be married to Honey Boo Boo, and we can all stop and have a nice, long laugh— GREG JOHNSON (@theGregJohnson) January 24, 2014
2. Reassuring Mythological Beliefs Face Off Against A Bunch Of Facts About Rocks At Last Night's Evolution Debate
Evangelical Christians learned more facts about rock formations and geological processes than they likely ever thought they would last night during Bill Nye's debate against Ken Ham over the validity of evolution. The majority of Nye's rock facts were countered with the word "Bible."
Sorry, Bill Nye, but I believe the first law of thermodynamics is that you do not talk about thermodynamics. #creationdebate— Justin Shanes (@justinshanes) February 5, 2014
Canada watches America debate creation vs evolution, like America watches "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo."— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) February 5, 2014