1. Boomer Esiason Recalls Dark Days Of Accidentally Getting A Contact High While Filming 'Monday Night Football' That One Time
Monday Night Football co-host Boomer Esiason talked his radio show audience through a hellish nightmare tale of drug-fueled color commentary that he and Matt Millen lived through, recalling a time in which some dude blew marijuana smoke into the "lean-to in the middle of the stands" in which the sports program is recorded. "I mean, we're 3 minutes into the game and Matt Millen's already looking for something to eat," he explained. "And Howard David is trying to keep us focused on the game, and Matt Millen and I are talking about everything but the game." Crazy days, man. Crazy days.
I feel like history will eventually show that Boomer Esiason was never the President of the United States.— Paul Brittain (@PaulBrittain3) May 20, 2013
2. Former Israeli Leader Ariel Sharon Passes Away After Eight-Year Coma
Ariel Sharon—the controversial and strong-willed former Israeli military leader and prime minister who spent the past eight years in a coma—died earlier today at the age of 85.
Ariel Sharon was one tough dude for having two chick names.— Adam Hammer (@AdamHammer) January 11, 2014