1. 'Breaking Bad' And 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' Win Big At Golden Globes, Continuing The Media's Love Affair With Brilliant Criminals And Dumb Cops
The big winners in last night's Golden Globes award-type-thing ceremony were AMC's recently completed Breaking Bad (which won both Best Dramatic TV Series and Best Actor in a Dramatic TV Series) and Fox's brand new Brooklyn Nine-Nine (which won Best Comedic TV Series and Best Actor in a Comedic TV Series), because if there's two things that everyone loves, it's a mastermind drug dealer who poisons children and gets away with it and a cop who wears silly underwear.
The Golden Globes is the night every year when I scroll through twitter too fast and get excited everyone's tweeting about the Golden Girls— Emily Heller (@MrEmilyHeller) January 13, 2014
2. Disgusting Sinful Viagra-Type Pill For Women Could Lead To Women Enjoying Sex
Women may have their own form of Viagra soon. Developers from the British ORLIBID drug company say they're close to releasing a pill that they claim would boost women's libido. A spokesperson for the company told the Daily Mail that "It will be for everyone from those where female sexual dysfunction is destroying their relationships to those just wanting to spice up their sex life." No word yet on how Congress will try to block it from U.S. shelves.