1. Colorado Pioneering Brave New World Of Drug Trafficking
While the state of Colorado and the U.S. federal government attempt to navigate the hazy laws concerning traveling from a state in which marijuana is legal to one in which it is not, it appears as though—for the time being at least—nobody is all that interested in sending you to jail for flying with your personal stash.
Colorado keeps asking Wyoming if it's going to eat the rest of its fries.— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) January 17, 2014
2. Japanese Company Invents Bra That's Supposedly Asshole Proof
The Japanese company Ravijour has supposedly created a bra that "reads the woman’s heart-rate signal" making it impossible to open except through true love, which sounds about as plausible as the idea of even finding someone who could ever truly love you for you in this awful miasmic pit we call life.
I dated a girl who was such a prude an autopsy couldn?t get her bra off.— Ian Edwards (@IanEdwardsComic) January 15, 2014
3. Nigerian Woman Who Disowned Her Cat For Being Gay Is Essentially The Dr. Doolittle Of Homophobes
After realizing that her cat of seven years had opted to live a homosexual lifestyle, a Nigerian woman has kicked it out of both her home and her life, saying "anybody interested in this gay cat can have it because I have no further use of it."