1. Donald Sterling Went Back To Not Wanting To Sell The Clippers, Will Probably Agree To Sell Again Tomorrow
After initially saying he'd fight the sale of the LA Clippers, followed by a brief period of agreeing to sell the Clippers, Donald Sterling has reportedly decided not to sell the Clippers again, and he plans to sue the NBA for $1 billion. It's assumed that throughout this roller coaster ride of intentions, Sterling has remained a consistently unappealing person.
"Donald Sterling: No Clippers deal: 'I intend to fight.'" Oh, Donald Sterling, I'm starting to question your character.
— Ben Greenman (@bengreenman) June 10, 2014
2. Time Warner Might Be About To Buy Vice Media In Effort To Get A Piece Of That "Dennis Rodman Being Shipped To Horrible Places" Goldmine
Time Warner is reportedly in talks to buy Vice Media, the conglomerate behind Vice Magazine, a record label, and the HBO series that sent Dennis Rodman to North Korea. Valued at $2.2 billion, Vice could be given the HLN network in the deal, which would probably be turned into a 24 hour live feed of Rodman drunkenly greeting squat dictators around the globe.
I like that episode of VICE where a fedora with HPV investigates corruption in the Philippines.
— Kevin Seccia (@kevinseccia) May 7, 2014