1. The New Amazon Fire Smartphone Helps You Give Your Money To Amazon Faster Than Ever
The newly unveiled Amazon Fire Phone will feature specialized text, music and image recognition technology that should make it easier than ever for users to send all of their money to Jeff Bezos with just a few clicks of a virtual button.
"If you enjoyed talking to Jim, you may also enjoy talking to Peter." - Amazon's new Fire smartphone after every call.— Doug Abeles (@dougabeles) June 19, 2014
2. Spiders All Over The World Can Hunt And Devour Fish — Are Humans Next?
Good news, everybody! Multiple species of spiders all over the world have been found quite capable of hunting, killing and devouring fish. That puts them one link closer to us on the food chain than usually assumed. And while it would be silly to worry that they could evolve to trap and eat New York City pedestrians by the year 2020, some time around 2025 seems slightly more likely.
Grown men who are terrified of spiders are sexy as hell. Do that high pitched scream - oh yeah, that's it.— molly (@Molly_Kats) June 18, 2014