1. Shia LaBeouf Is A Walking Piece Of Performance Art — Or A Drunk Asshole
Last night, beloved actor and respected performance artist Shia LaBeouf outdid himself with his latest piece of experimental theater, A Guy Who Clearly Needs Help Drinks Too Much, Harasses A Homeless Man And Gets Arrested After Disrupting A Broadway Show. Said one non-voluntary member of LaBeouf's audience, "He was brilliant."
Shia LaBeouf has got to be the most badass motherfucker to ever interrupt the musical "Cabaret."— Eric Ledgin (@iamledgin) June 27, 2014
2. 'The View' Vaccinates Itself Against Any Future Jenny McCarthy Controversies
Anti-vaccination activist Jenny McCarthy was fired from ABC's daytime talk show The View, along with her co-host Sherri Shepherd, who may or may not remain agnostic on the controversial question of whether or not the Earth is a sphere. Perhaps the two entertainers will be replaced by co-hosts with a stronger grasp on reason, such as, perhaps, a potato and an old boot.
Sherri Shephard and Jenny McCarthy are leaving The View? Now who are we supposed to roll our eyes and make the jerk off motion to???— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) June 27, 2014