1. U.S. Congresspeople Outraged At Being Spied On By Government As Though They Were U.S. Citizens


U.S. Senate Intelligence Committee chair Dianne Feinstein (D-CA), and a number of her fellow staunch NSA supporters in Congress, were absolutely scandalized to learn that the CIA may have been spying on them as though they were a bunch of common, tax-paying Americans. Where does that agency get off thinking behavior like this is acceptable?

2. Michele Bachmann Is So Tired Of America Being Pushed Around By Its Oppressed Gay Minority

Still fuming over Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer's decision to veto SB-1062 last month, Rep. Michele Bachmann bravely spoke out on a conservative radio talk show, condemning the country's gay community for continually "bullying" the American public into discriminating against them at a slightly less than normal.

3. Keith Richards Has Some Really Primo Writing Stuff For You To Inject Into Your Childrens' Eyes