1. Ethnically-Diverse Young Voters Oddly Unwilling To Affiliate Themselves With Political Party For Old Straight White Dudes
According to a new Gallup report, 18-to-29-year-old voters—who are increasingly racially diverse—are more likely to identify as Democrats than at any time in the recent past, with 54% to the 36% who identify as Republicans. Top Republicans in finely decorated wood-paneled smoking rooms are emphatically harrumphing at the news.
Republicans are better at getting people to vote in midterms but Democrats are way better at cool facebook ads about voting.— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) March 28, 2014
2. NASA Wants Your Help Choosing Which Ridiculous-Looking Space Suit They're Going To Waste Their Money On Next
NASA is asking the citizenry to vote on and help it choose from three equally weird-looking outer shell designs for its new Z-2 technologically enhanced space suit that will never be put to use due to budget cuts and decreased public interest in any kind of science that can't fit inside a smartphone.