1. Lena Dunham Got Naked On SNL Last Night, As Though You Needed Someone To Tell You That
As host of Saturday Night Live last night, Lena Dunham—creator, producer, writer, director and star of HBO's Girls—managed to keep her clothes on for the vast majority of the sketch show's 90-minute running time. There were exceptions, obviously, but it's a long show, and she's only human:
Woke up only to find a naked Lena Dunham cheerily eating Honey Nut Cheerios on my toilet. Not again.— Warren Holstein (@WarrenHolstein) February 22, 2014
2. Sen. Rand Paul Voted Top Presidential Pick By Room Full Of People Who Picked Mitt Romney Two Years Ago
For the second year in a row, Sen. Rand Paul has won the Conservative Political Action Conference's presidential straw poll, this time with 31% of the vote to runner-up Ted Cruz's 11%. This is somewhat impressive, as the same crowd gave the honor to eventual Republican nominee Mitt Romney back in 2012. On the other hand, the same crowd gave the honor to eventual Republican nominee Mitt Romney back in 2012, so...
Rand Paul wins #CPAC2014 presidential straw poll. He will now plagiarize a lovely thank-you note to all who voted for him.— Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff) March 9, 2014