1. Nerds Worldwide Celebrate Their Love For Middling Sci-Fi Adventure Film Series — Happy Star Wars Day!
People all over the world who love the first two Star Wars films and tolerate the following four are celebrating today, due to the fact that "May the 4th" sounds a little like "May the force..." Any excuse to get a bunch of girls to dress up like Princess Leia in a metal bikini, we suppose.
Was having a great Star Wars Day, but then I thought about earlier events that were a prequel to this day and I got bored.— Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff) May 4, 2014
2. White House Correspondents Dinner Provides Stars Of Hollywood And D.C. With Opportunity To Slum With One Another
Joel McHale hosted last night's White House Correspondents Dinner, an annual event which allows bigwigs in entertainment and politics to fill their Twitter feeds with pictures designed to impress friends, fans and constituents. Watch President Obama's joke-filled address over here. McHale's speech is below:
I once attended the Big Momma's House Correspondents Dinner. Not that fun, unless you enjoy Martin Lawrence dressed as Big Momma every year.— Shane (@myemptythoughts) May 4, 2014