1. Rob Ford Stripped Of Most Mayoral Powers So He Has More Time To Smoke All Crack In Toronto
Toronto's city council voted overwhelmingly yesterday to take away the majority of Rob Ford's powers and responsibilities as mayor, relieving him of any legislative power and cutting his office budget by 60 percent. It is unknown whether Ford, who was present at the proceedings, is aware of the decision.
Rob Ford just swung from an electrical cable and crashed through my living room window. What do I feed him?— Bob Powers (@bobpowers1) November 19, 2013
2. Florida Man Shot Dead Trying To Score Some Sweet PS4 Action
Two Florida men were shot, and one was killed, during a shady underground PlayStation 4 deal gone wrong over the weekend. The two men had met with the intention of exchanging goods for money, but somehow or other — as is often the case in these back-alley gaming console negotiations — guns came out and bullets flew. This marks the first, of what will likely be many, PS4-related deaths.
"I want the highest quality sound and picture quality when I'm yelling homophobic things at the screen" - Everyone buying a PS4— Mike Lawrence (@TheMikeLawrence) November 16, 2013