1. Michigan Man Wants $25 Million For All The Work He Did Capturing Osama Bin Laden
zero dark thirty is the new zero dark twenty— Matt Monroe (@heymonroe) March 3, 2013
Trying to find a good wine to pair with the glass of wine in my other hand.— Bill Mc7 (@BillMc7) October 27, 2013
Guy Fieri was caught on camera beating up his hairdresser. So watch out, CEO of Flame-Colored Bowling Shirts, Inc.— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) October 30, 2013
A man in Texas was arrested for an overdue library book. In Texas you may not hold a book longer than it takes to kill a bug with it.— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) November 1, 2013
Once again, as it has nearly every year for the past several decades, Daylight Saving Time will sweep across the nation, leaving early darkness, alarm clock confusion and untold chaos in its wake. If you or someone you know is affected by DST, perhaps you should consider seeking legal action against the U.S. government. There's apparently this one lawyer guy in Grand Rapids, Michigan who specializes in can't lose cases like this.