1. Chris Brown Needs To Control His Anger If He Wants To Stay In Anger Rehab


Turns out R&B singer Chris Brown did not voluntarily leave anger rehab because he's all better and is suddenly a respectable member of society. He was kicked out after he threw a rock through a window of his mother's car.  So, now he's going to have to get some anger rehab before he can go back to anger rehab.

2. A-Rod Just As Obnoxious In The Court Room As He Is On The Field

New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez yesterday reportedly stormed out of an arbitration hearing for his challenge to the 211-game suspension, but not before yelling "You're full of shit!" to MLB COO Rob Manfred. So, things are going about as well as could be expected.

3. Phrase "Everything's Bigger In Texas" Takes On New Meaning As Prince Fielder Heads For Rangers

The Detroit Tigers last night traded plus-size first baseman Prince Fielder to the Texas Rangers in exchange for second baseman Ian Kinsler. Fielder is expected to add a valuable dimension to the Rangers' team and to look much more svelte against the wide open vistas of the Lone Star state.