1. With Midterms Behind Us, We Can Finally Focus On The 2016 Presidential Election Between Clinton And Christie
While the midterm elections might have seemed like a complete and utter disaster for Democrats, it may have been only a mostly complete and utter disaster for the party. A careful (and optimistic) analysis of Tuesday's data reveals that the GOP's crushing victory and Senate takeover somehow or other helps Hillary Clinton's presidential chances in 2016, according to a columnist from Yahoo! News. Meanwhile, Chris Christie—the head of the Republican Governors' Association and the least-silly person likely to enter the Republican primary—saw his fortunes bolstered as well, as Republicans won a whole slew of new gubernatorial spots. The question of which candidate will oppose Clinton's re-election in 2020 remains an open question.
The main reason I want Hillary Clinton to be President is so she can stick a cigar in a cute male intern's butt— Jake Weisman (@weismanjake) September 22, 2014
Chris Christie says out loud what we're all thinking – just before we think of something much smarter to say.— Bertolt Blecht (@benschwartzy) October 29, 2014
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