1. Government Shutdown Finds Its Silver Lining, KKK Rally At National Park Cancelled
A Ku Klux Klan rally scheduled for this upcoming weekend at the Gettysburg National Military Park in Pennsylvania was canceled after park officials rescinded all permits for special events due to the government shutdown, which is now looking like it could last several weeks. It is truly an ill wind that blows blows away nobody's stupid racist hooded mask.
You can't spell "government shutdown" without the letters "go fuck yourself congress"— Erik Tanouye (@toyns) October 2, 2013
The worst part of this government shutdown has been the tweets about it.— Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) October 1, 2013
2. Jon Stewart Tells Conservatives To Go Shut Themselves Down Up The Ass
"This is when someone is driving to work and there's a car coming directly at them in their lane. That's not a game of chicken. That's an asshole causing a head-on collision." - Jon Stewart