1. Hollywood Stars To Sue Google For Not Inventing A Way To Make Their Naked Pictures Vanish From The Internet

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Hollywood attorney Marty Singer is threatening to sue Google—on behalf of more than a dozen celebrities, including Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton—for $100 million for allowing users to upload stolen nude photographs onto its various Internet services, such as Blogspot and YouTube. Google fas responded by stating that it has already removed "tens of thousands" of the images from its servers. If true, that would mean that there's only tens of hundreds of thousands left to delete.


2. Unemployment Drops To 5.9% As Americans Settle Into New Lives As Fast Food Workers

The U.S. unemployment rate dropped to a six-year low of 5.9 percent this month, meaning that a large percentage of American workers are finally beginning to consider hanging out at Home Depot and waiting to see if anybody needs rocks moved as a full time career.

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