1. Saul Goodman Getting His Own Show After Breaking Bad "Takes A Trip To Belize"

The long-speculated Breaking Bad spin-off featuring Saul Goodman — the amoral shyster lawyer who helped Walter White poison a little boy and has become the most sympathetic character on the show — is officially happening. AMC announced that Better Call Saul will star Bob Odenkirk and take place before before the events of Breaking Bad, focusing on how Goodman becomes the man who will eventually represent the meth-king of Albuquerque.

2. Some 73-Year-Young Punk Got Herself Arrested For Keying Cars

73-year-old Greenwich, Connecticut resident Janina Slomiana was arrested and charged with six counts of criminal mischief after she allegedly scraped "some sort of metal screw or chunk of metal" across a bunch of neighbors' cars over the weekend. Police are looking into her possible involvement in 20 other vandalism cases nearby. Grandparents these days! With their car-keyings and their shooting sprees!


3. David Petraeus' First Day At CUNY Probably Could Have Been Better, Less Angry Mob-ish

Retired Gen. David Petraeus began his first day of teaching at the City University of New York Monday by stoically attempting to ignore a group of angry students who were following him across the campus and yelling a bunch of obnoxious shit at him like the college-aged adults that they are. By all accounts, his Tuesday and Wednesday went somewhat better.