1. Business Plan Involving iPhones And A Whole Bunch Of Homeless People Ends About As Poorly As You'd Imagine


A Pasadena entrepreneur, who hired several dozen homeless people to wait in line in front of an Apple store and buy iPhones for him, had to be escorted away under police protection after his "business plan" came to light by store management and his "employees" became enraged upon realizing they would not be sold phones, and would therefore not be paid, and "unionized" to take their "compensation" out of his ass. (And that's nothing compared to what the psychopaths waiting in line would have done to him if the store ended up running out of iPhones before they could buy one.)

someecards.com - It's amazing that people with enough free time to wait in line for the new iPhone can afford a new iPhone.

2. Pastor Disrupts Wedding Ceremony To Keep Photographers From Disrupting Wedding Ceremony

A pastor in a video recently uploaded to YouTube was caught on camera interrupting the wedding ceremony that he himself was conducting to berate the photographers who apparently were in danger of ruining the "solemn assembly" with their moment-capturing devices. "This is not about the photography, this is about God," he said angrily before the guests of the multi-thousand dollar holy event.