1. America's Worst Attorney General Since Its Last Attorney General Stepping Down
Eric Holder announced yesterday that he is stepping down as head of the U.S. Department of Justice. His six years as Attorney General marked one of the most controversial and divisive periods in our nation's history since Michael Mukasey stepped down from the position in 2009 to make way for Holder. He will certainly be remembered as one of the least effective Attorneys General at least until his successor is named.
Attorney General Eric Holder resigning to spend more time being grilled about Fast and Furious by his family.— Miles Kahn (@mileskahn) September 25, 2014
2. Derek Jeter Ended His Last Game At Jeter Stadium With A Clutch Single That Won The Game For The New Yorker Jeters
Good news for Yankees fans: Derek Jeter finished off his last game in Yankees stadium last night amidst a cacophony of joyful cheers by triumphantly hitting a single into right field and knocking in the game-winning run. Good news for everyone else: Derek Jeter finished off his last game in Yankees stadium last night.
Yeah, but when is Derek Jeter going to fix our ISIS problem?— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) September 26, 2014
How fitting that Derek Jeter ended his career with the Yankees by playing baseball.— Joe Veix (@joeveix) September 26, 2014