1. Kanye West Is Furious That Jimmy Kimmel Doesn't Treat His Ridiculous Behavior More Seriously
Hip-hop artist Kanye West unleashed a barrage of vitriolic capitol letters at Jimmy Kimmel on Twitter last night over a sketch in which the late night host cast two children to act out a recent BBC interview in whichKanye West said a bunch of weird and conceited Kanye West-like things about how great Kanye West is.
JIMMY KIMMEL IS OUT OF LINE TO TRY AND SPOOF IN ANY WAY THE FIRST PIECE OF HONEST MEDIA IN YEARS— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) September 27, 2013
2. Global Warming Caused By Humans, According To U.N. Report That Will Not Make One Iota Of Difference To Deniers
A new climate change report from the U.N. — showing that humans are responsible for at least half of the global warming researchers have observed in the past several decades — will allow people who accept anthropogenic climate change to feel more smug than they already do while likely changing the mind of exactly zero climate change deniers who are unimpressed with things like research, statistics and facts.