In the wake of the election, secession is the hot new trend for Autumn. Anyone pissed off that their country still picks presidents based on free elections is racing to the White House's  "We The People" website to create petitions asking President Obama to let their state secede from the union (and immediately fall into abject poverty without the excessive government funds they draw upon). In perusing the site we discovered it is a great way to get our voices heard on the issues we care about the most, so we decided to create a few petitions of our own.

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