Now we're kind of bummed that our wedding only ended with Uncle Pete throwing up on a busboy. But then again, we don't have Darlene Delorio for a mother. Hang onto this article and bring it to all of the weddings you'll be forced to attend this May and June. If the bride starts complaining about bad weather or the wrong centerpieces or the groom admitting to an STD he'd been hiding during the engagement, show her this article and remind her that if her wedding ends without an all-out mother-in-law fistfight, it's a success. The rest of the article is below, since every line needs to be savored:


Sources: Boston Herald