The family that hires a stripper together, stays together. Weirdly together.
At this point all we can do is spectulate as to exactly why child protective services will someday come for Snooki's baby, Lorenzo. Maybe it's because of an underage tanning incident? Maybe it's because a roided-out Ronnie ends up screaming "Come at me bro!" before proceeding to punch the baby in the face? All we know at this point is that they will come for him. In the meantime, though, here are twenty-three examples of state-intervention worthy parenting to hold you over.
"Oh he loves it. It reminds him of his box at home."
"He just loves it when I turn on the Slurpee machine over him."