Just when you thought Arizona couldn't get any batshittier, it seems that Ben Quayle, son of groundbreakingly stupid former Vice President Dan Quayle, is running for Congress there. His reasoning? To butt heads with Barack Obama, whom he calls "the worst president in history." To Quayle's credit, he probably can't name any other presidents. But before you decide on your vote, note his breathtakingly awkward "stand-and-duck" move about 20 seconds in. Is this a student film? (Via Gawker)



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