The He's So Dreamy Side-Long Gaze. 

During a presidential debate, voters can be swayed as much by the way a candidate presents himself as by what he has to say. Here’s our analysis of what the candidates’ body language was saying last night while their mouths were spouting evasive, self-serving garbage.


The Way Too Ornery For TV Head-Tilt.


The Triple-Finger Blow-Off.


The Laugh-To-Keep-From-Crying Head Bow.


The Double-Handed Smothering.


The Let Me Help You Open This Pickle Jar.


The Pipe Down Old Man Finger Poke.


The Who Loves Ya Baby Pistol Hand.

Sources: Shira Rachel Danan