The He's So Dreamy Side-Long Gaze.
During a presidential debate, voters can be swayed as much by the way a candidate presents himself as by what he has to say. Here’s our analysis of what the candidates’ body language was saying last night while their mouths were spouting evasive, self-serving garbage.
The Way Too Ornery For TV Head-Tilt.
The Triple-Finger Blow-Off.
The Laugh-To-Keep-From-Crying Head Bow.
The Double-Handed Smothering.
The Let Me Help You Open This Pickle Jar.
The Pipe Down Old Man Finger Poke.
The Who Loves Ya Baby Pistol Hand.