Dear God, what's going on up there? This old book cover has been around for a while but it's worth another look in observance of Canada Day. This is what happens to you when you get free health care. The sudden freedom is so disorienting you don't know whether to play softball, adopt a cat, or marry a pre-teen. The only thing we can be sure of from this disturbing image is we built the wall in the wrong damn place.

Cards to send to your peculiar neighbors to the north >>

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[ Via Reddit]