Let's raise breast cancer awareness by raising men's penises

In an unusual attempt to make men aware of Breast Cancer Awareness Month, women across the country are changing their Facebook status updates to make themselves temporarily sound like huge sluts. The viral sensation involves updates like "I like it on the couch" and "I like it on the kitchen floor" — but the boner-killing "it" in question is merely their purses. So even though these bait-and-switch statuses may get men to stop looking at profile pictures of your hot college friends, the strategy may fall short once guys realize all they're getting out of the deal is a better sense of where your handbags are kept. Which may be the perfect way to get the attention of gay men.

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