The next time your friends ask you why you keep letting yourself bet used up like a ragdoll and tosssed aside by such a long parade of nightmarish significant others, hand them this cartoon. The heart wants what it wants, and you better not get in its goddamn way if you don't want to get the business, you hear that brain? Anyway, seriously, call her. She's awful, but in romantic poker, awful beats alone every single hand.

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