If you don't have any plans yet this weekend, consider perusing this handy visual guide for adventurous masturbators. There are plenty of exotic, innovative, potentially dangerous new options here for obsessively self-pleasuring loners with either set of genitals. Because remember: No one can tell you you're terrible at sex if you're the only one there — with the possible exception of police and/or paramedics. 

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[ Via Reddit]