Pretty hot. We'd honestly prefer this kind of parenting to the progressive moms who never use the word "no" and like to name their kids things like "Landon" and "Jennifay." Not only would this work as a behavior modification tactic, but the kid will also learn at an early age exactly what sort of sexual degradation he'll be shamefully seeking out on Craigslist 10 years from now.

Far more disturbing than your parents' sex noises >>


[ Via SMBC Comics, Blame It On The Voices]