Okay, so here's probably the worst thing for your breasts to look like: the pincer hands of a crab. Well, after getting a bad boob job—one that eventually had to be removed due an infection—that's exactly what this woman thought her breasts resembled. As in, "My name is Emily and I feel that my breasts look like crab claws." So yes, as far as horrific plastic surgery "before" stories from the TV show Botched go, this one is particularly memorable.
They are apparently hard and rippling underneath, which would be great if these were abs. Hmm. The episode airs on Tuesday, and hopefully doesn't end with the doctors pulling an actual crab out of Emily's chest, Alien-style.