A woman in Mandurah, Australia recently thought she'd spotted a black duck sunning itself on a grassy area near a lake. She posted this photo of it to a popular Perth Facebook page, according to WA News.

Ah, behold the beauty of nature. Witness the majesty of the animal kingdom. Wait a minute. Why isn't that duck moving?

Oh, because it's not a duck. Turns out the object this woman thought was one of God's beautiful creatures is in fact, a giant dildo.

There are just so many unanswered questions here. Why would someone leave a sex toy next to a lake? Do they even realize it's missing? And why won't this dildo eat any of the stale bread getting thrown at it?

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Guess this is just another one of life's greatest mysteries.